Every Monday Koyote will post a new poll. Fridays on the show he'll take your calls as to what the results are and kick down prizes to whoever guesses correctly. Truly democracy in action.
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Poll: What should we name our new intern Kalyn?
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If you had to give up one of the following what would it be?
0% of you said sex. (Saw that comin'.).
25% of you said beer. (NO!!!!! GOD NO!!!!!).
75% of you said sleep. (I'm in a quandry. These are my three favorite things!!!).
CONGRATS TO JAMES ALVAREZ FOR FIGURING IT OUT.
It's random, it's retarded and it's often revolting, but we make them do something to earn a paycheck. Check out archived audio of the KRZR News, which can be heard every weekday at 6:15PM. Click the icon.
Beer......It's good and good for you, or so this guy thinks. Against all company policies, Koyote has taken it upon himself to designate the 5:00 pm hour as "Beer Run" time. To sign up to fill his big shoes...click the icon
"Unlike your Mom______". Fill in the blank w/the best insult & for some insane reason you get rewarded. THIS GAME YOU CAN PLAY BY CALLING IN OR E-MAILING KOYOTE DURING MONDAY'S SHOW.
Every Tuesday, Koyote comes up with a different Intimate Innuendo. What is the I.I., you ask? It's a harmless, innocent statement that could be misread as a metaphor for a horribly graphic sexual act, maneuver, or encounter. Call up and guess right during Koyote's show on Tuesdays and you'll get hooked up with free stuff.
Koyote plays Name That Song Bitch every Wednesday. If you know rock, listen on Wednesday, call up, and compete against another listener for free crap.
When you play, one of two things will happen: 1) You will know more titles and artists of KRZR songs than your opponent and win. 2) You will know less titles and artists of KRZR songs than your opponent and declare to Fresno that you're a bitch.
You have to listen to find out
Good Question
Koyote has been quoted as saying, "Grab me a beer, then leave." He does, in fact, have a given name, which we won't utter here. We call him Koyote, friends call him "why are you here", and girls often call him "stop throwing up on my porch". In the immortal words of the Reverend Billy Graham, "JESUS HATES KOYOTE!!!!".
Bands Koyote Drinks To: Led Zeppelin, Tool, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Rage Against The Machine, S.O.A.D.
Teams Koyote Watches Then Passes Out Drunk To: Raiders, Florida Gators, Cubs, and Lakers
Movies Koyote Often Drinks During: “The Stoned Age”, “Dazed and Confused”, "Wedding Crashers", "40 Year Old Virgin", "Waiting", "Clerks", "The Blues Brothers", The Godfather movies, any Stars Wars flick.
Movies Koyote MUST Drink During: "Steel Magnolias", "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants", "Terms of Endearment", "The Bear", "New Jack City"
Magazines That Sit On Koyote's Toilet: Maxim, Better Homes and Gardens
Chicks Koyote Fantasizes About: Your mom.
People That Cause Koyote To Drink: traffic cops, waiters, lawyers, doctors, passers by on the street, co-workers, ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, future girlfriends, your girlfriend, mailmen, friends, siblings, spiritual advisors, odd numbers, white text on a red background, sunny days, cloudy days, leap years, "@" symbols, fluoresecent light bulbs, puppies, world hunger, gas prices, your mom, & you.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA CALL OUR NEW INTERN? GET YOUR VOTE CAST IN "THE WEEKLY POLL", (LOCATED TO THE LEFT OF YOUR SCREEN.). IT CAN HOOK YOU UP W/FREE STUFF ON FRIDAY'S SHOW!!!
TUNE IN FRIDAY FOR A VERY IMPORATNT ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING METALLICA!!!
KEEP LISTENING ALL WEEK FOR YOUR CHANCE TO SCORE TICKETS TO SEE THE METAL MASTER'S TOUR FEATURING JUDAS PRIEST, MOTORHEAD & MORE. CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO.!!!
Tuesday 08-26-2008 6:42pm PT
MY DEAR LORD!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THESE YET? GO TO THE HOME PAGE & CLICK ON GIRLS KISSING GIRLS.
THERE IS A GOD!!!
MAKE SURE TO LISTEN UP LATER THIS WEEK WHEN WE DEBUT BRAND NEW MUSIC FROM AC/DC!!!
Will Zepp reunite or won't they. I am cont. to keep tabs. Here's the latest.
-Yote
Bonham: I've Been Jamming With Zep Members
Drummer Jason Bonham revealed in a recent interview that he's gotten together "a couple of times" with Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones to work on some new tunes. "I don't know what it will be, [but] it will be something," the stickman said of the material, adding that he's "hopefully thinking that [a Zeppelin reunion will happen]." He also announced that he will be leaving his position as Foreigner's drummer at the end of the month.
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